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It is obvious that every keen consumer of any publication devoted to celebrities is a waste of food, water and oxygen and all sorts of other irreplacable resources. Resources are scarce and we all know that humanity can’t afford to squander them, so it’s tempting to say these people should just be swiftly eradicated to prevent further wastage.
However, these people are at least harmless and so we should give them a chance. If, after six months, they can show a good grasp of Kant’s Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics, they should be spared.
Grasping A Prolegomena